*hides good snacks from family members*
My dad just walked up to me and went;
Your mum likes Dido cause of her voice. I like her cause her name sounds like Dildo.HOW AM I MEANT TO RESPOND TO THAT?!
cosmo sex tip #749393446
call yourself winter so at the point of climax you can shout “WINTER IS COMING!”
alfreddouchebagfromgymclassjones:
Harley quinn is now pretty badass
harley quinn was always pretty badass
