Stuff

one third of me: I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships 
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

alexaschaffer:

(via imgTumble)

simple-and-clean-sanctuaries:

unsexual:

I am the snake in my boot

JESUS CHSRT

I;’M N PISS

flanoirbunny:

ryttu3k:

rainbow-sonata:

A guy battling Dark Link for the first time… this is still the funniest thing ever.

I have a tag just for this.

FOREVER REBLOG

eatdrink-bemary:

Righteous Cap.

Reblog if you’re okay with me spilling my heart out into your ask box and you won’t judge me.

ask-the-black-widow:

ask-kevin-richter:

lokis-daughter956:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

It’ll help if you put some cold water on that burn.

Damn!

satans-testicle:

reasons to date me

i’ll buy you things

worship you

yeah